Bonus: He Has the Whole World in His Pants

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2018

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

In this flashback to the early days of their relationship, Rip and Zarlene boldy balance career, romance, and veneral civilizations.

Improvised August 6, 2017 from a suggestion by Duke DeRiven via Facebook.

Featuring
Eli Mandel as Acting Security Chief Rip Stiply
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter

edited by Chris Rathjen

News:

Come see us onstage June 2 at the opening of Juggernaut Film Festival with their guest of honor Gates McFadden, aka Dr. Beverly Crusher!

Thanks to everyone who came out and saw us at C2E2!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi there, this is Julia Weiss.
0:03.0	We have some exciting news for you this week and an opportunity to see the cast live in Chicago.
0:09.0	But first, enjoy this bonus scene.
0:12.0	To see a warm-up scene with Mary Kate and the Eli called,
0:21.6	he's got the whole world in his pants.
0:28.6	So, is this normal or?
0:32.6	I'm talking to you as my doctor
0:35.6	and not as my will theythey-won-they friend.
0:39.9	You're in my bed, though.
0:42.3	Yeah, right, but just we need to compartmentalize our lives right now.
0:46.7	I need your professional opinion.
0:48.2	Well, what's going on here?
0:49.9	Uh.
0:50.2	Because it feels like it's teeming with life.
0:53.0	It sure looks like it's teeming with life. It sure looks like it's teeming with life.
0:55.3	And, uh, weather systems.
0:57.8	Uh, okay, I'm going to put my lab code on and just get in professional mode.
1:03.8	Great.
1:04.2	And I'll, I'll get professional too.
1:06.9	Okay.
1:07.4	Faser.
1:08.5	A couple times up in the air.
	...

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