Ep 185: Melts in Your Mouth, Not Someone Else's Mouth
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2018
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
When Zarlene gets bored and develops prank candy that melts in your mouth not someone else's mouth, the side effects harden into literal statues of her fears. Meanwhile, a very important ambassador is on board and the man Zarlene "secretly" loves tortures a stranger who, it may turn out, is pranking the ship the hardest!
Improvised September 24th, 2017 from a suggestion by Robert Fontenot via Facebook
Edited by Hannah Parsons
Featuring
Matt Young as Captain Baxter and Lt. Greg
Chris Rathjen as Comdr. Corbomite Hayes
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Sean Kelley as Cmdr. Crick Watson
Eli Mandel as Acting Security Chief Rip Stiply
Mary Cait Walthall as Zarlene Zonalzon
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King and Ambassador Gladys
And Special Guest Hannah Parsons as the tortured prize winner.
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| 0:18.4 | Captain, do you try this? |
| 0:21.0 | No, what is it? |
| 0:23.1 | Try some, see what happens. |
| 0:24.8 | Okay. |
| 0:26.4 | Mm, hmm. |
| 0:28.6 | Oh, it's very sweet. |
| 0:30.1 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:31.2 | It's chocolatey, very rich. |
| 0:35.0 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:35.7 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:36.9 | Okay, now it is attuned to your genetic code. |
| 0:41.3 | What? |
| 0:42.3 | So now nobody else can eat these, so you can prank other people with this. |
| 0:45.3 | Wait, so now whenever I give one of these little candies to someone else, I'll taste it? |
| 0:50.3 | Yeah, they won't taste anything. |
| 0:52.3 | Are you hanging out with Crick or something? What's going on? Ah, no's just that, you know, RIP's been actually doing his job a lot lately, and actually things have been pretty secure. Not many people are getting hurt, and also I'm not, Rips, like, not around to hang out with, so I just have a lot of time on my hands. Oh, okay. Yeah. Great. Well, this is great. |
| 1:11.6 | I can finally prank some people. It's all I've been wanting to do. Cool. Well, Captain, there you go. You're welcome. Hey, Rip. Yeah. I don't mean to interrupt you while you're interrogating a perp, but I... No, it's okay. Just one more little smack. Ow! You know, I know you and Dr. Zonelzen have been having this on again, off again, |
| 1:30.4 | secret relationship, and I just... |
| 1:33.3 | Is she gunning for my job? |
| 1:35.8 | Is she gunning for your job? |
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