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This is the bridge?

Oh, hey there, sir.

I didn't realize you had the bridge.

I'm going to be... Well, if you're not up here, then who else would have the bridge? I didn't realize you had the bridge. Um, I'm gonna be...

Well, if you're not up here, then who else would have the bridge?

I don't know. Crick might have the bridge. I wouldn't do that. Ripp might have the bridge. Come on, what are you nuts? If you had to step away, like, whatever ensign was like, Bobby might have the bridge. I can do that? I'd have the bridge, yes, sir.

You can just walk out and say you have the bridge.

Really?

Yeah.

I can just be like, you've got the bridge now.

Oh, yeah, sir. You can just walk out and say you have the bridge. Really? Yeah.

I can just be like, you got the bridge now.

Oh yeah, I do it all the time, sir. I thought that was your thing. I thought if I left, you had to have the bridge. Well, if you leave and I'm there, I gotta have the bridge. Oh, so you get first dibs. Bridge dips, got it. Okay, sorry, what were you calling about? Oh, I'm in sickbay. I almost died this morning. Cool. They were painting on deck five, so... Oh, you got it ventilate. Well, yes, and I tried to just get to the turbo lift a different way than I normally do, and I ended up in the airlock. Anyway, I was exposed to the vacuum of space for 90 seconds. You get your steps in, though? I am getting my steps in, yeah. That's good. Well, not now. I'm on a bed. Anyway, I experienced vacuum hypoxia, and I'm in on bed rest for the rest of the day, because the vacuum of space almost killed me. Okay. I was calling in hypox. Lieutenant Lorum to the bridge. Uh, this is the bridge? Um, could I like, I heard that Coromites in Sick Bay having to come to the vacuum of space. I'm talking to him right now. You want a three-way this thing? Yeah, yeah, three-way. Hey, Corvo. How's it going? Oh, hey there, Loram. Are you getting your steps in? I, well, yeah, I have been getting my steps in, actually.

Hey, Ibo, how's it going? Oh, uh, hey there, Loram. Are you getting your steps in? Uh, I, well, yeah, I have been getting my steps in, actually. Good, good, good. Hey, uh, I was just wondering if I could get dibs on bridge dutting since Corbo is in sickbay right now. Yeah, but you're all the way down in engineering. I know, that's... I gotta call you all the way up here. That's why I want to do it though. I never get a chance to have the bridge anymore.

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