Bonus: Burgermeisters of Toyotathon
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2018
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Captain Baxter and Rip get in over their heads when the captain decides to drive away in a Toyota Pathfinder.
Improvised February 4, 2018 from a suggestion via @ChampionHack on Twitter
Edited by Eli Mandel
Starring:
Eli Mandel as Rip Stipley
Matt Young as Julius V. Baxter
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everybody, this is Eli from Improvice Star Trek. |
| 0:10.5 | Please enjoy this bonus scene and then stick around for some news. |
| 0:17.0 | Security Chief Rip Stippley and Captain Baxter called the Burger Meisters of Toyotathon. |
| 0:26.6 | I don't know, Captain, we better do what they say. |
| 0:30.6 | You're right. |
| 0:31.6 | For the first time of my life, I'm terrified. |
| 0:34.6 | I've never been scared before. I'm very strong. |
| 0:41.0 | I hear by surrender to you, Burger Meisters. |
| 0:49.3 | I hear by surrender to you. I hear all my security codes on the pad. |
| 0:57.0 | We accept your surrender. The Sisyphus is yours now, and I'm driving out with this sweet Toyota Pathfinder. But wait, wouldn't you also like the undercarriage coating? |
| 1:02.0 | Captain, we gotta take the undercarriage coating. What if we hit a pump? |
| 1:05.0 | I have nothing else to give you. I've already surrendered my ship. |
| 1:08.0 | Do you want protection on your tires? |
| 1:10.0 | Of course I do! It's an extra charge. |
| 1:13.6 | Captain, I'm sorry, Rip. |
| 1:15.6 | I hereby surrender Rip Stipley to you for the undercarriage coating on my sweet Toyota Pathfinder. |
| 1:21.6 | Excellent. |
| 1:22.6 | What will you give us for the tire protection? |
| 1:24.6 | I already surrender Rip. I'm sorry, you belong to them now. |
| 1:29.6 | I don't know what to do, Captain. |
| 1:31.6 | Here, here's my communicator. |
| 1:33.5 | I surrender it to you. |
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