Ep 181: Two's Company, Three's a Collective Hivemind
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2018
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Picture this: Captain Baxter and Dr. Zonzalzon meet a hologram with a full head of heads.
Improvised February 4, 2018 from a suggestion by Joe Redhead
Edited by Chris Rathjen
Starring
Sean Kelley as Crick Watson, Holographic Ensign Jones
Eli Mandel as Holographic Captain Forrester, Rip Stiply
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Mary Cait Walthall Dr. Zarlene Zonzalzon
Matt Young Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Lt. Greg
Sponsored by the Second City Training Center and the Chicago Podcast Coop.
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| 0:35.8 | Captain, you look dressed up. |
| 0:39.0 | Well, this is my dress uniform. Oh, oh, that's your dress uniform. |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:43.0 | I've got one of the old dress uniforms. |
| 0:47.0 | It's sort of like a historical recreation dress uniform. |
| 0:49.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.5 | This is from the 23rd century. |
| 0:51.5 | Oh, wow. |
| 0:52.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.5 | Cool. I don't think I have a dress uniform. |
| 0:55.4 | Do doctors get a dress uniform? Oh, yeah. Everyone should have a dress uniform. You should go to the replicator and request one. Actually, the current ones are my favorite dress uniform. The, like, the white ones with the gold piping, I think, look just dope. Do I get a cool jacket? Uh, well, there's sort of like a built-in jacket element of it. |
| 1:13.0 | It sort of is a jacket. |
| 1:14.7 | Wait a minute. Why are you dressed up? Are you going to a party or something? Am I not invited? Oh, well, actually, I'd love for you to come along. I was just going to go to the holodeck. Uh-huh. And in the holodeck, I've been communing through this program with captains of the past. |
| 1:33.7 | And if you want to go and like, but we can like explore a whole ship. |
| 1:39.1 | I'm like on a constitution clash starship. |
| 1:41.3 | And we could go talk to the doctor down in their sick bay. |
| 1:44.6 | How do you mean commune? |
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