Bonus: Ship in a Beer Can
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2018
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
Lorem and Bobbi crap open a cold one*.
*recursive paradox
Improvised February 11, 2018 from a suggestion via @nerdlunch
Includes News for March 3, 2018
- Improvised Star Trek is playing live this year at C2E2! April 7 at 6:30
- Eli Mandel has a new podcast of his own, "Crowning Around"
- We've been receiving a lot of great Fan Art lately and we love it!
- We've also got a show incognito on March 19!* DM us on Twitter or Facebook for details
*An earlier version of the bonus said March 18. It is in fact March 19!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, it's Raina. |
| 0:04.6 | And Matt. |
| 0:05.7 | Enjoy this bonus scene and stick around at the end for some news. |
| 0:10.8 | Between Lorham and San Bobby intern called Ship and a Beer Came. |
| 0:39.6 | Oh my God, this is so intricate. You made this by hand? Yeah, yeah, I did. This is amazing. Yeah, you got to use special tweezers and stuff to get it to get at it in there, you know, while it's still in there. Yeah. Yeah. And I love how you can only see it through the opening because you chose an aluminum can. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. you got to look in there. Yeah. Yeah. And I love how you can only see it through the opening because you chose an aluminum came in. Yeah. |
| 0:39.9 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:40.8 | You got to look in there and peek in there. You can see what it is. And that's us. Uh-huh. That's literally us. Oh, my God. Yeah. We're moving in there. Yeah. Yeah. And we're moving in there, like right now, like us, we're in there. |
| 0:54.7 | It's a whole, like, snake-eating its tail thing. |
| 0:58.1 | Yeah. And we're moving in there, like right now, like us. We're in there. |
| 1:12.0 | It's a whole, like, snake-eating its tail thing. Did Crick help you? Yeah, yeah. We're in a recursion. That's what it's called. We're in a recursion. So, like, that's us. And then, but if up there, like, if you look outside, see those bubbles floating up, that's in the beer can. The universe is a beer can. Yeah. |
| 1:12.8 | Oh, this beer can's all the beer can the universe is a beer |
| 1:11.8 | can yeah all this beer can's all the way down now and all the way up that's |
| 1:15.6 | amazing yeah do they know do they know yeah they're us we're in there like give |
| 1:21.1 | it a shake oh oh yeah I gotta go think about some stuff I think. |
| 1:28.4 | I know. |
| 1:28.8 | It's pretty messed up. |
| 1:29.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.3 | Like, it's definitely a thing you're not supposed to do, and there's no way out of it ever. |
| 1:36.6 | I really like that. |
| 1:40.2 | I really like that, too. |
| 1:42.6 | I want a whole spin-off series that's just... |
| 1:45.5 | Just in the beer can. |
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