Ep 180: Oops, I am Become Death, Destroyer of Worlds

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2018

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Oops, Crick did it again. Played god with a world, gave gifts to the crew. Oh Rita, Rita. Oops, now Commands up for grabs, but when starfleet shows up, no one is innocent.

Featuring

Rayna Caskey as Bertha
Jack Felker as Kate or Katie, Cdr. Justine
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
Eli Mandel as Rip Stipley, Lt. Jeremy Swanson
Mary Cait Walthall as Lt. Cecile Operator
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Baklavar
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem

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0:28.9	Hey, Chris, can I talk to you for just like real quick? Yeah, uh, Rita, it's two o'clock in the money.
0:38.1	Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
0:40.0	But you know that, um, that tiny... Oh, it's so bright out here. You know that tiny planet that you gave me to just... Yeah. Um... Yeah, it was a Christmas present. I gave everybody a planet with an intelligent species on it. I accidentally left mine under my sunlamp because, you know, I do get depressed. Uh-huh. And so I have to have this summer. For seasonal effective disorder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're on a spaceship. There's no seasons. Yeah, but I still... Except when, like, the environmental controls are off. Wait, that's not the point. Like, I feel like you're victim blaming me. Um, but anyway, I killed the planet. All life on the planet, you killed it? Yeah. I'm sorry. Okay. But thank you for the present. That was an intelligent species living on that planet. Okay, but if I may? I think actually, if I remember the one that you had, they developed Bronze Age technology that was like the most
1:27.6	advanced of the ones that I gave out to everybody. Yeah, but bronze is the worst metal. It's like third
1:32.2	place. Ah, Rita, I'm really, I think we're going to have to put you on trial. What? Space, the final frontier.
2:02.6	These are the voyages of the Starship Sisypice.
2:06.6	Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations,
2:14.6	to boldly go where no one has gone before.
2:22.9	You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius
2:27.4	Valentine Baxter.
2:28.6	Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyamite Hayes.
2:31.5	Sean Kelly as Science Officer Crick Watson.
2:38.0	Mary Kate Walfall as Chief Medical Officer Zarlene Zonelzen. Nick Wagner as Chief Engineer Charles Lorum.
2:41.0	Julia Weiss as Communications Officer Lieutenant Rita King.
2:45.0	Eli Mandel as Acting Security Chief Rip Stippley.
2:49.0	Rain Akaski as Nav navigation officer Ensign Bobby Intern.
2:55.0	This week's episode, Oops! I Have Become Death Destroyer of Worlds was improvised on December 3rd, 2017 by a suggestion from Yule Svenson. Hey, Rip.
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