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Colin Kaepernick has decided he will no longer stand

during the national anthem until black people in America

or something, something, something.

Now, some of you may be saying to yourself,

Corwin Kaepernick didn't he used to be a football player?

And yes, he did.

Cobin Kaepelstick was once the promising quarterback

of the National Football League San Francisco 49ers.

Everyone was very impressed with Cuban Stibaldick

because he could both run and pass.

And whenever he scored a touchdown, he flexed his bicep.

For some reason.

Unfortunately, while running and passing

are very nice things for a quarterback to do

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