Ep 16: Klingon For Dear Life
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2011
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Summary
The search for a missing shipmate takes the crew to an unsavory Klingon establishment.
Recorded in a completely improvised session July 17, 2011. Title suggested by Anthony Barnaby via facebook.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | First Officer's Law, start at 48989. |
| 0:17.0 | While delivering in delegations to the Clingon homeworld of Konoz, the Sisyphys' |
| 0:21.6 | Science Officer, Lieutenant Commander Crick Watson has gone missing. |
| 0:24.6 | I'm leading a team comprised of myself, security chief, Lady Cola, Councillor Jaffie Whitman, |
| 0:30.6 | and Ensign Salorum and Lacky, through the steamy underbelly of the Klingon First City, with the hopes of finding him. |
| 0:36.6 | All right, I guess the thing is, is... Rebelly at the Klingon First City with the hopes of finding him. |
| 0:48.3 | All right, I guess the thing is, is in these Klingon bars, you've got to take any sort of drinking challenge they give you. |
| 0:51.3 | You, Human! Yeah, what's up, dude? |
| 0:52.3 | Bearded Human wearing what smells like Klingon Pachuli. Come here. I, |
| 1:00.5 | Grocknor, of the house Kraknor. The house that I founded myself, challenge you to a drinking duel. |
| 1:08.4 | Oh, you got to do it now, man. Yeah, you got to do it. Okay. |
| 1:12.9 | I, aye, Jaffe Whitman of the Whitman clan, do solemnly say, yay! |
| 1:23.5 | I will drink. |
| 1:25.2 | Ah, we will drink my favorite cocktail. |
| 1:29.9 | Blood wine and Humon motor oil mixed together. |
| 1:34.5 | The longer you can drink it without dying, the better. |
| 1:38.9 | Whoever lives the longest wins, one of us shall die in this drinking challenge, Human. I'm goinge. I'm gonnae. I'm |
| 2:01.6 | The |
| 2:02.6 | The Space, the final frontier. |
| 2:31.3 | These are the voyages of the starship's Sisyphus. |
| 2:35.1 | Its five-year mission to explore strange new worlds, |
| 2:38.8 | to seek out new life and new civilizations, |
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