Ep. 17 Our Joyus Midgety Thanksgiving Special
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2012
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
In episode 17 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May returns from rehab! Lahna Turner goes to an arcade with little person comedian Brad Williams, and comedian Genevieve Joy stops by to talk about bangin' guys who ain't good lookin'. 'Scuse the grammar folks. Band of the week is Phantom Farmer!
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| 0:00.0 | We found guns in a homeless place |
| 0:02.1 | No love but the drugs are great |
| 0:04.1 | Quit rap |
| 0:05.0 | Get a job, buy a damn dresser |
| 0:07.0 | You can't sound like the hip-hop version |
| 0:09.2 | A friend treasurer |
| 0:10.3 | Uh, beautician in the beast |
| 0:12.4 | See how I'll fuck around |
| 0:13.8 | Michael McDonald's |
| 0:15.0 | I'm'll burn us to the ground |
| 0:16.7 | I've seen better days |
| 0:18.1 | They wish I went away |
| 0:19.3 | I came to make my pockets fat |
| 0:20.8 | Kevin James Ralphie Met |
| 0:22.4 | I want to hang out at Home Depot |
| 0:26.5 | the whole day |
| 0:27.7 | Drive around with no insurance |
| 0:32.3 | Ralphie Mae bitch |
| 0:33.8 | I like the house too cold. I like to keep it hot. I don't care much for cooking. I like to eat a lot. It scares me where she's driving and that always |
| 0:55.8 | causes a bite |
| 0:56.7 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 0:59.5 | and I like to fuck at night |
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