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Well, it's entirely possible for all I know that this year's Olympics have come to an end.

Had I been watching, I'm sure I would have seen a magnificent closing ceremony that would have lifted my heart with pride

and our great American athletes and possibly even made me momentarily consider getting a gym membership

or at least not eating that last corn chip for the next few minutes.

I can only imagine how inspired I would have been by seeing these fine young people take time out from having

sex with one another to run around a track or shoot at something or jump up in the air and then come down again.

I know that these are the sorts of moments that one always remembers if one watches any of them

instead of watching entertaining stuff.

But though I couldn't always be there to actually see the Olympics because they were on opposite keeping up with the Kardashians,

I do want to add my voice to the many who complained about the media's sexist treatment of the female athletes.

Just because a young woman in superb physical condition appears on screen wearing nothing but short shorts and a sports bra

and then goes into a gymnastic routine that demonstrates the amazing here to four unimagined positions into which she can twist her life

shapely semi-clad body with its soft curves alternating with flat perfect stretches of muscle including a pair of thighs powerful enough to crush a lesser man

to a death indistinguishable from mindless ecstasy. I totally forgot what I was saying.

Oh yeah, just because a beautiful half-dress girl is contorting on screen is no reason the announcer shouldn't pretend to care about

whatever the hell she thinks she's doing. We live in feminist times and feminism demands complete and absolute hypocrisy.

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