Some of his recent comments indicate that Donald Trump may be considering

dialing back the hard-line immigration proposals that first launched him to

campaign success. For instance, Trump spokesman now say they may not actually

be a deportation force that will drag Mexican mothers from their homes, kick

them to death in front of their weeping children, and then hurl their broken

bodies back across the border while shouting, this is for the Alamo, U Brown

and Skinned Witch, also e-verify may go by the boards as well. Although Trump

supporters admit they're disappointed to hear of these changes, they remain

committed to Trump because they say he's the one and only candidate who is not

afraid to demonstrate what it would have looked like if there had been a

cheese puff character in Sausage Party. Therefore, say Trump supporters, they

are preparing reaction statements so they will be ready for whatever change in

Trump's policy should be announced. If Trump should announce that he is no

longer committed to deporting the between 11 and 300 million illegal

immigrants now living in the United States, the Trump supporters plan to say

that Trump has never run for office before and it's only reasonable that he

might have to modify some of his original positions as he continues to learn

and grow. If Trump should then announce that he will not in fact build a wall

to keep out future illegal immigrants, Trump supporters will say that Trump is

refusing to be pigeonholed by the elite but is playing a four-dimensional

chess game in which the announcement of a wall has already caused a mental

wall to rise in the imaginations of Mexicans so that if they try to cross the

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