O hooray. It's time for another visit to our favorite website, Everyday Feminism.

The site where the soul, crushing, misery, and doosing, truth destroying philosophy of feminism

is not just for those days when you're tired of living a happy life, but for everyday.

Every single day. O hooray. Today on Everyday Feminism, we find a post entitled, and I'm not making this

up. That's the beauty of everyday feminism. I never have to make anything up. The post is

entitled, Beware these 10 types of feminist men. This post begins quote, Never is a man so

potentially dangerous to a female red person as when he claims to be a feminist. Unquote.

Now, already some of you may be asking yourself, What does a female red person mean?

Why can't they just speak English? And of course the answer is that English is a language

and is therefore used to describe things that exist in the real world and so has no place in

feminism. Anyway, back to the post, Beware of something. I hate you something. Anyway, here are

some selections of evil men, women have to be afraid of this month. Beware male feminists who seek

to control your sexuality. These are feminist men who quote, Learn words like liberation and body

positive and sexual agency and use them to guilt you into sex. Unquote. Feminists, here's a friendly

pro tip. The category of feminist men just pretending to be feminist in order to get sex includes

approximately 100% of feminist men. But according to everyday feminism, you should also beware male

feminists who believe they have a right to your appearance. These are men who quote, Don't like

your red lipstick because it's not feminist or question how you use mascara or eyelashes or a

razor on your legs. Unquote. You might also want to beware those men who actually demonstrate to

you how to use lipstick in mascara, especially if they then have conversations with themselves

while pretending to be their own mothers. Another horrific sort of man for you to be afraid of are

male feminists who set up womanhood as a competition. These are men who tell you you're so much more

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