Media commentator Koki Roberts says when Donald Trump calls Hillary Clinton unhinged,

he's really speaking in code. That's right. That's about unhinged, since she doesn't look

presidential, is totally code for we shouldn't elect a woman. Koki also sometimes known as flaky,

snowy, blowy, tooty and pearly, after the magical crystals that make her mind work so quickly,

she can interpret Donald Trump's secret messages even as he's speaking. Says Trump's coded language

is as sinister and subtle as the messages she sometimes receives on her dental fillings

from the planet Ganonu-12, where plans for an invasion have been underway ever since Koki

blew through that particularly excellent shipment of powder from Bolivia. For instance, when Donald

Trump says Hillary Clinton supported the Iraq War, then abandoned our troops when the war became

unpopular, then opposed the surge because she feared Barack Obama would use her vote against her

in the 2007 primaries. Koki knows that's really code for women aren't fit to govern because

they are blown with tides of popular opinion rather than being able to make decisions on their

own for reasons of principle. And when Donald Trump says that his secretary of state, Hillary Clinton

cleared the way for the Russians to buy up 20 percent of America's uranium supply in return for

nearly $3 million in donations to the Clinton Foundation and exorbitant speaking fees for Bill,

Koki understands that that's really code for females are genetically encoded to search for

security and will therefore trade their ideals for a wealthy husband or a large bank account.

And when Donald Trump says when Hillary made approaches to Vladimir Putin with her cutesy push the

reset button routine without realizing that Putin was a dictatorial tyrant who would seize every

chance he got to thwart American interests and rebuild the lost power of the Soviet Union,

Koki believes that sexist code for women's attraction to strong men is so instinctive that they

can be lured even by toxic overbearing masculinity into forming foolish and self-destructive relationships.

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