Ep 172: The Dankest Timeline

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2017

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Captain Baxter explores a bleak future where Corbo and Rita are finally on the same page.

Impovised on July 9, 2017. Title suggested by Robert Fontenot via Facebook.

Featuring:

Matt Young as Captain Baxter, Cmdr. Greg

Julia Weiss as Cmdr. Rita King, Captain Starling Mastro

Sean Kelley as Cmdr. Crick Watson

Nick Wagner as Cmdr. Ch'arles Lorem

Chris Rathjen as Super Admiral Corbomite Hayes

Eli Mandel as Acting Admiral Rip Stipley, Jeremy Swanson

Rayna Caskey as Janelle

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of the Improvised Star Trek is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity.
0:03.5	They asked us not to read an ad.
0:16.6	Crick, I'm going to put myself into a cryogenic state.
0:20.6	I'm going to wake up in 10 years and just see if things are better. Okay. Cool. I can just use one of these tubes right here. Yeah, there's like six other people in these tubes. So just pick one of the empty ones and put yourself into it. That guy's been in there for like 30 years. Who with other six people? There's just various, like, crew members. There's at least one of former captain of the ship in there. What? Yeah. Sometimes people just want to take a long nap. Who's the former captain? Oh, that's Captain Starling Mastro. Starling Mastro? Yeah, Starling Mastro, the first captain of the USS Sisyphus. Whoa. Should we get them out of there? But they're not due yet. Starling Mastro is due to come out in 10 years, just like when you wanted to go in. Okay. Yeah, I guess that's for the same time, and we'll both wake up in 10 years. Yeah, as captain, didn't they make you review all the previous captains of the ship? Yeah, they tried. I'm going to get inside this tube now.
1:11.5	All right.
1:12.0	Okay. See in 10 years.
1:13.2	Goodbye, Captain. Space, the final frontier.
1:41.3	These are the voyages of the starship Sisypice. Its continuing mission,
1:48.2	to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go
1:55.1	where no one has gone before.
2:06.5	You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter.
2:07.8	Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyamite Hayes.
2:10.6	Sean Kelly as science officer Crick Watson.
2:13.4	Mary Kate Walthall as Chief Medical Officer Zarlene Zonelan.
2:19.3	Eleanor Hollingsworth as Counselor Ray Beck. Nick Wagner as Chief Engineer Charles Lorum.
2:22.3	Julia Weiss as Communications Officer Lieutenant Rita King.
2:26.3	Eli Mandel as Acting Security Chief Rip Stipley.
2:30.3	Raina Kassie as intern Bobby.
2:32.3	Today's episode, the Dankest Timeline was improvised on July 7th, 2017,
2:37.9	from a suggestion from Robert Fontenow on Facebook,
2:40.8	and was edited by Nick Wagner.
2:59.7	Yeah. Why, is that Corbyte Haze? It is indeed.
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