Ep 173: Happy Holo-ween! Tales from the Holodeck

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2017

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

The Sisyphus crew regale each other with scary stories. It soon becomes clear that certain sinister elements overlap...

Improvised on September 3rd, 2017 from a suggestion by Katie Utke via Facebook

Edited by Eric Scull

Starring:

Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, Buddy, Rocker
Eli Mandell as Rip Stipley, Skip, Borg
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Rick
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, Borg, Cpt. Benjamin Sisko
Julia Weiss as Ensign Spot, Amanda, Moon
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, Ace, Rocker
Matt Young as Cpt. Julius V. Baxter, Lt. Greg, Thomas Riker

With Special Guest Appearance by Shad Kunkle as Lt. Gary Williamson

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago podcast Co-op.
0:07.0	They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show.
0:12.0	More scrambled eggs, Emperor Baxter?
0:15.6	Yes, I'll have all of the scrambled eggs you can make.
0:19.2	And all of the bacon, too.
0:20.7	Oh, good thing we already have.
0:23.2	This elephant-bearing bacon for you.
0:26.5	Yes, it is.
0:27.5	It's one elephant load of bacon for Emperor Baxter.
0:30.3	For Emperor Baxter!
0:31.5	For Emperor Baxter!
0:33.6	Thank you, thank you, thank you.
0:36.2	I am a kind and benevolent leader,
0:39.7	and I only demand one human sacrifice per year.
0:43.5	We thank you, Emperor Baxter.
0:45.2	We were under the most horrific rule before you came to us.
0:48.8	We had one human sacrifice per hour, on the hour.
0:52.6	We were running out of humans.
0:53.9	That's too many. I stand by that. Now, Zarlene...
0:59.0	Yes.
1:00.0	What else are you going to bring me to appease me today?
1:04.0	We have a variety of hot sauces. We have five different female physicians for you two Ogle.
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