Bonus: No, Mr. Baxter, I Expect You to Pie!

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2017

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Rip has the Captain right where he wants him, and is prepared to go all the way for the Sisyphus' command codes.

This episode was improvised as a warm-up scene on September 3, 2017 from a suggestion by Matthew Thomas Antosh via Facebook.

Edited by Eric Scull

Starring:

Eli Mandel as Acting Security Chief Rip Stipley
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King
Matt Young as Captain Julius V. Baxter

News and Announcements:

The next full episode of IST will be released 10/15/2017. Then, the following episode on 10/29.

Check out Eli Mandel on the MBSing Podcast, talking about his passion for Jackie Chan.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Greetings, Improvised Star Trek listeners.
0:07.0	Eric Skull here.
0:08.6	Please enjoy this bonus scene and then stick around after for some news and announcements.
0:15.5	I'd like to see a scene between a character of Eli's choosing and Captain Baxter called No, Mr. Baxter.
0:25.6	I expect you to pie.
0:31.6	Well, Captain, are you enjoying being tied to your own bed?
0:39.3	Uh, not particularly, no.
0:41.3	Then give me the codes to the Sisyphus, so I can blow up other ships.
0:46.3	I'm sorry, who are you?
0:48.3	Rips Dippley!
0:50.3	What?
0:52.3	I'm Rips Dippley.
0:53.3	Why are you wearing that eye patch? Oh, that's for me to know and for you to find out. Rip, just untie me from the bed, okay? How did you even get in here? I'm the security chief. I know I can go into any room. Willie-nilly. Okay, but you're not supposed to. Yeah, but I can. Yes, technically you can, but this is against what you're,
1:12.6	exactly the opposite of what you're supposed to be doing.
1:14.6	You're supposed to keep my quarters safe and secure from creeps who would tie me to my bed, like you.
1:21.6	Hmm. Give me the codes.
1:23.6	I'm not gonna give you the codes. What are you gonna do?
1:26.6	I'll just, I'm, somebody's gonna figure out out him in here and they're gonna come untie me. Oh, will they? No one loves you. What? Well, not many people love you in the vast scheme of things. This isn't about love. This is about a hierarchy command structure, so I'll be fine. Fine. What are you gonna do? Throw your words to me. I can lay here all day. I'll just take a nap.
1:47.0	Well, here's a nice delicious cherry pie. What? Just out of reach of your arms.
1:55.0	Oh, give me that pie.
1:57.0	Wouldn't you like a nice tasty slice, oh pie? Yeah, of course I want pie.
2:01.6	Ooh, a la mode.
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