Ep 171: Gone Farr

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2017

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Rayvek's seven year itch has the crew on pins and salves. But will the USS Sisyphus's latest rescue mission lead to Vulcan hello, or some other discovery?

Improvised Mat 21, 2017 from a suggestion by @CountCarver via twitter.

Edited by Chris Rathjen

Featuring
Rayna Caskey as En. Bobbi Intern
Eleanor Hollingsworth as Counselor Rayvek
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr Crick Watson, Delphine Chancellor
Chris Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, En. Spot, Vilek
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter

Sponsored by Cards Against Humanity through the Chicago Podcast Coop.

Featuring music from Star Trek: The Next Generation

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of Empirized Star Trek is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago podcast co-op.
0:11.8	They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show. Ray Ray.
0:23.6	Ray,
0:25.6	Ray Beck, okay, I know you don't always like you. Ray Ray.
0:38.1	Uh, Ray Beck, okay, I know you don't always like it when I...
0:42.6	Okay, I'm not asking you as a counselor, I'm asking you as a friend.
0:46.5	Continue.
0:47.6	I just want to know, do you ever get that crazy Vulcan sex fever?
0:51.7	Are you asking me if I've ever experienced Pan Far?
0:53.6	Yes, absolutely. I'm fascinated. I just start, I was, you know, brushing up on my different species biology and trying to make sure that, you know, I'm ready for anything. And I was like, oh, I hope that happens. You hope that happened? Yeah. You want to see me in heat? Is that what you're saying? Yes. As a doctor, I think that
1:11.5	would be fascinating, and as a friend, I think it would be funny. I could see from your perspective
1:15.7	how that would be true on both counts. Are you due? When are you due? It has the potential to occur
1:21.3	almost every seven years. It's not an exact science. It's not like a definite, like, clockwork.
1:26.9	No, much like any biological being.
1:29.0	Okay.
1:29.8	My zanstration is right on schedule. Your zanstration is... Yes. By what lunar calendar? Zerth. Oh. Yeah. I don't have to be by the zoon to... You don't have to be by the zoon. Yeah. To zensurate. That's honestly always been a fascinating thing that happens to humanoid.
1:45.1	I don't envy you particularly, but I do.
1:47.6	You're humanoid. I don't envy you particularly, but I do.
1:47.6	You're humanoid? I am. You're human-ish? I mean, we all kind of have the same number of limbs.
1:53.6	I don't bleed green into my undergarments every month. Oh, true, true. But you do go crazy every seven years.
2:00.2	Well, it's a private and beautiful and expressive. Sometimes it's super public. What have you been researching? What have you been researching? thing. Space, the final frontier.
2:40.0	These are the voyages of the Starship Sisypice.
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