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Ravec, I've been trying to figure out why this shuttle is stuck here. Here. Yeah, I keep looking out the window, and I just see, like, with that blue stuff, you know, like the blue streak that you see when you're in, like, a... In warp. Subspace. Yeah. Or, like, it's like a warp bubble effect that shows... I really don't know that much about how this works. I know how to drive. Okay. It's not like I don't know how to drive. I just can't, like, fix a shuttle myself. I just usually take it in to the shuttle bay, and I go, hey, can you guys fix the... So you're telling me we're stuck? I think we're stuck in here right now, yeah. Don't tell everyone in the back frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship Sisypice.

Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations,

to boldly go where no one has gone before.

You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine

Baxter. Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyn White Hayes. Sean Kelly as Science Officer Crick Watson.

Mary Kate Walthall as Chief Medical Officer Zarlene Zonelson.

Eleanor Hollingsworth as Counselor Ray Beck.

Nick Wagner as Chief Engineer Charles Lorum.

Julia Weiss as Communications Officer Lieutenant Rita King.

Eli Mandel as Acting Security chief Rip Stipley.

Rain Akaski as Navigation Officer Ensign Bobby Intern.

This week's episode, stranded in the subspace of love, was improvised May 14, 2017 by a suggestion from Paul Nichols via Facebook.

This is Commander Watson. This is Commander Watson.

And we are from the captain yet?

No, they, he and Ravak went to that combination, captaining, counseling, jug band jamboree. Uh-huh. I know you said you'd let me know when they came back, but could you let me know when I come back? Sure, Loram, is there something wrong? No. Do you just, do you need some captaining or some counseling? No. Okay, let me know, old, you know, old cricks here to help you out with some, some good old gems of counseling and, or, you know, orders. Yeah, and, you know, like, you're great. You're great. I think you're, I think you're really great and everything. But I just, I just wanted to tell you, because you're another Starfleet officer. I am.

I don't know if the jug ban's going to take this news as well as we would.

Well, to be honest, I'm learning everything I've ever known about a jug ban on this particular assignment. It's not even an assignment, though.

And thank you for not telling me it wasn't an assignment until I got on because I don't think I would have come. Oh, no way. No way you would have come. So, you know, subserfuge is one of the captain's finest tools. Ah. You know, they aren't really Starfleet officers, per se. Are they even in Starfleet? They have an honorary rank

Okay

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