Ep. 16 Dick Em Down if You're Feelin' Brown

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2012

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

On episode 16 of "The Perfect 10," Darren Carter the Party Starter sits in for Ralphie May while he's still in rehab. He and Lahna discuss adoption, beat boxing, and his stand up career. Andrea Syrtash, author and friend of Lahna, stops by the podcast to give some relationship advice to August and April. Tarrell Wright is back with a story about bangin' fat white ladies, and the musical artist of the week is Jason Eskridge.

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0:00.0	What happened?
0:02.0	What happened?
0:12.0	She gets me in a penis. I like the house too cold.
0:23.6	I like to keep it hot.
0:26.6	I don't care much for cooking.
0:29.6	I like to eat a lot.
0:31.6	Scares me where she's driving.
0:34.6	And that always causes a bite. I like to fuck in the morning.
0:39.3	And I like to fuck at night.
0:42.3	Sometimes it drives me crazy.
0:49.3	Oh, those things you do.
0:52.3	You're a big fat gentile.
0:55.6	And you're a dirty chew.
0:58.4	Sometimes you are wrong.
1:01.1	Sometimes you're not right.
1:03.9	Lighty bus in the morning.
1:06.5	And I suck dick at night.
1:10.2	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Perfect Ten Podcast.
1:14.5	And now your host, Rocky May and Juan Antonio.
1:21.3	Hey, guys, welcome to the Perfect Ten podcast.
1:23.5	Thanks so much for joining us.
1:24.8	I'm here with the very funny, amazingly talented, super sweet Darren Carter, the party starter. Hey, Darren. Hey. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for remembering the rhyme. That's good. It's hard to forget it. I know. It's kind of a good idea, right? Darren Carter, party starter. Like I used to just not even say that. And then people are like, you're the white guy or you're the red-headed guy. So I don't know.
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