Ep 168: The Skeleton Was Inside You All Along
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2017
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
When a talent-stealing alien visits the USS Sisyphus...oh no, he took my skills at writing episode summaries!
Improvised April 2, 2017 from a suggestion by Joe Redhead via Facebook
Edited by Chris Rathjen
Starring
Rayna Caskey as Ensign Bobbi Intern
Eleanor Hollingsworth as Counselor Rayvek
Sean Kelley as Lt.Cdr. Crick Watson
Eli Mandel as Acting Security Chief Rip Stipley
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Scooter
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Matt Young as Cpt. Julius Valentine Baxter, Gorbulus, Greg
Sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago Podcast Coop
Featuring Music from The Best of Jazz Vibes
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Improvised Star Trek is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity, |
| 0:05.2 | a member of the Chicago podcast Co-op. |
| 0:07.7 | They asked us not to read an ad. |
| 0:27.8 | They asked us not to read an ad. Ray Beck. |
| 0:30.3 | Hey, I just wanted to give you this. |
| 0:32.8 | It is a flyer. |
| 0:37.0 | So tomorrow night, this is kind of a big deal for me. |
| 1:31.2 | I've been kind of building up for a long time. I'm going to have a xylophone recital in Starboards. Corbo. Yeah. Zylophone? Yeah. A musical? Yeah. A musical recital with a xylophone. Yeah. I figured, you know, start clear, simple. I feel like I get it, you know? Does anyone really get the xylophone? Oh, God. I mean, I was starting to think I did, but maybe... You're right. I'll... So, I'm glad I caught you. I have canceled my xylophone recital. Oh. I've been passing out flyers. I've got to change these flyers. You're right. Who was I to think I could get the xylophone? Who gets the xylophone? You're spinning out a little bit, but I... Stupid. I think we've landed at a good spot. Have you practiced? Lieutenant Lorham Toreebec. Yes. I was thinking about what we talked about at our last session, and I think I'm good and don't need any more session, so I won't be seeing you this week. |
| 1:35.6 | Bye. |
| 1:36.1 | No, Loram, impossible. |
| 1:37.9 | Loram. |
| 1:38.5 | All right. |
| 1:38.9 | I have my hands full. |
| 1:39.9 | I would also like to touch base with you about your... |
| 1:42.3 | My ill-fated xylophone idea? |
| 1:44.7 | Ugh. |
| 1:45.6 | About your distress, your musical abilities, et cetera. |
| 1:49.8 | You're right, it's stupid. |
| 1:51.2 | No, I didn't... |
| 1:52.0 | I'm hearing loud and clear. |
| 1:53.2 | Never try. |
| 1:54.1 | Don't trust a Vulcan on their musical taste. I'm.... Space. The Final Frontier. |
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