Ep 167: Like Literally Forever
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2017
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
Ep 167: Like Literally Forever
Captain Baxter steps on some sentient grass on an alien world and gets sentenced to another stint in a mind-prison. Meanwhile, the crew cascades through his mind palaces with LITERAL abandon.
Improvised May 28th, 2017 from a suggestion by John Godwin via Facebook
Featuring:
Matt Young as Captain Baxter, Greg and Reporter
Chris Rathjen as Comdr. Corbomite Hayes and Alien
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem and Alien
Sean Kelley as Cmdr. Crick Watson
Eli Mandel as Acting Chef Rip Stiply, Lt. Jeremy Swanson, Publisher and Alien
Mary Cait Walthall as Zarlene Zonalzon and Alien
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Henrietta the Wish Queen Fairy and Henrietta the sick child
Edited by Hannah Parsons
Sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago Podcast Coop
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of the improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, |
| 0:08.0 | a member of the Chicago podcast Co-op. They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show. |
| 0:17.4 | Space, the final frontier. |
| 0:21.6 | These are the voyages of the Starship Sisypice. |
| 0:25.6 | Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, |
| 0:30.6 | to seek out new life and new civilizations, |
| 0:33.6 | to boldly go where no one has gone before. |
| 0:46.7 | You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter. |
| 0:47.4 | Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyte Hayes. |
| 0:50.2 | Sean Kelly as Science Officer Crick Watson. |
| 0:53.0 | Mary Kate Walfall as Chief Medical Officer Zarlene Zonelson. |
| 0:57.1 | Eleanor Hollingsworth as Counselor Ray Beck. |
| 0:59.6 | Nick Wagner as Chief Engineer Charles Lorum. |
| 1:02.6 | Julia Weiss as Communications Officer Lieutenant Rita King. |
| 1:06.6 | Eli Mandel as Acting Security Chief Rip Stippley. |
| 1:10.1 | Raina Kassy as intern Bobby. |
| 1:16.8 | This week's episode, like literally forever, was recorded on May 28, 2017, from a suggestion by John Godwin via Facebook, and was edited by Hannah Parsons. |
| 1:28.3 | The So Captain Baxter, I hope the crime was worth it. |
| 1:54.0 | You shall be looked in this mine prison like for legit, literally, forever. Like you'll be there legit till the end of time for sure. |
| 2:04.6 | So we hope it was worth it. |
| 2:06.6 | Yeah. |
| 2:07.6 | Literally, you will never get out. |
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