Ep 166: Only The Broken

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2017

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

When Rayvek takes a break from her counseling duties, the rest of the crew follows her lead and takes a break...from their sanity

Eleanor Hollingsworth as Lt. Rayvek

Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zonalzon

Sean Kelley as Lt. Cmdr. Crick Watson, Holographic Abraham Lincoln

Chris Rathjen as Cmdr. Hayes, Stock Suburban Character

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem

Rayna Caskey as Intern Bobbi

Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Spot

Eli Mandel as Rip Stipley, Brandon, Brandina

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of the Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago podcast co-op.
0:06.9	They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show.
0:15.0	So, Arlene, I don't know exactly what I'm looking for from you, actually. I'm just, we're good enough friends. I can admit to you that I'm tired, right?
0:27.6	Yeah, I'm also a doctor, and, like, you know, being tired is something that happens to a body.
0:32.6	Yes, exactly. I think everyone's needed a lot more help lately, and I feel grateful maybe to get the chance to fill that void, but I'm... I'm tapped. It doesn't sound like you feel grateful. Yeah. I mean... I'm out. I'm dead. Trying to put a positive spin on it, which is cool. Well, logically, it's my job. Yeah. I want to do my job. I want to do my job well. Do you know you have a big rash all over your body? I do. Yeah. You're not the kind of person that looks at mirrors, are you? No. What's the point of mirrors? To see how you look and try to look nice for other people? Oh, no. I expect people to treat me the same regardless of how I appear. Okay. Well, just to know, you appear red and splotchy and bumpy. That's how you appear. You don't even look at your own body that much, do you? Well, I know how it is. I know where it is and what it can do. Why do I have to look at it? True. Help? I'm covered in a rash. I can help you with that.
1:28.3	Help.
1:29.3	I probably can't help you with the fact that people all around us are having psychotic
1:34.3	breaks and that you're the only person who can deal with it and the rest of us are complete
1:39.3	messes.
1:40.3	Your rash is getting worse.
1:41.3	Oh!
1:42.3	I've never seen a Vulcan with a rash!
1:45.0	Well, do you guys look at each other's skin? Is that a thing?
1:48.0	No, we wear pretty concealing robes.
1:50.0	Yeah.
1:51.0	... Space. Space
2:20.3	The Final Frontier
2:23.3	These are the voyages of the Starship Sisypice.
2:27.3	Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds,
2:31.3	to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
2:43.5	You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter.
2:49.2	Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyn Hayes.
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