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There's no full episode this week, but enjoy this bonus scene and stick around for the news.

Between Charles Lorum and Crick Watson entitled, It's Earth Day Charlie Lorum.

How do you like my knot spots?

Those are real good.

Do I look hume?

Yeah, is that a fedora that you're wearing?

Yeah, traditional human hat gear. And I look humy? Yeah, is that a fedora that you're wearing? Yeah, traditional human hat

gear. And I see you've got a bologna and cheese sandwich. And my phallis. Yep, and

my traditional human phallus. You guys just love your fallaces. That's what I like about

Earth stuff. You know, Loram, uh... You guys are just crazy about the strap-on fallacies. You know, Earth Day is not really even a holiday on Earth. It's just a holiday they celebrate on other planets. What? As like a drinking thing. What? Yeah. You guys, you don't strap on fallaces and drink? I mean, we drink and we strap on fallaces, but not to commemorate Earth Day. Hey, kiss me, I'm human! Corbamite does it! Corbamite just wants to make people happy. Oh, he wasn't, he's not actually from Earth either. Yeah. He's a space earthican. Yeah, so there's that too. There's on some space and colonies, they would celebrate Earth Day as like a way of asserting heritage.

But now, just over time, it's just become this whole separate thing.

Everyone sing the Earth song.

Everyone, might as well be walking on your sun.

Do do, do, do, do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

But surely you guys eat ass on her thing.

Well, I mean yes, of course.

Yay! Yay! Well, I mean yes, of course. See.

Yay!

Better than I ever possibly could have imagined.

That was its Earth Day Charlie Lorne, suggested by Ryan Soto from Facebook on March 25th.

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