Ep 166 – CARL THE CASUAL SATANIST EPISODE 2: THE WEDDING

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2015

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Join Carl as he negotiates the angst-ridden borderlands of casual Satanism in this ongoing series. In this installment, Carl attends his sister’s wedding, where some of his worst fears are realized. Special thanks to Allison, Wendy, Matt, John, and Bob for participating.

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0:00.0	Hello, it's Stephen Hawking again, and I'd like to share a little something with you.
0:08.0	I said hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie to hipp pop.
0:12.6	You don't stop the rock until you go to podcast awards.com and vote for
0:17.2	infants on drones for best religious inspiration podcast.
0:21.4	Keep it real.
0:23.0	This is infants on thrones.
0:30.0	This is infants on thrones.
0:31.0	Minnesot. Minnesot.
0:33.0	Maysaud.
0:34.0	Yay!
0:37.0	Bum- bum- bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum. It's Carl a casual scientist.
0:45.0	And now we make the sacrifice, for in the setting of the
0:50.0	and now we make the sacrifice, for in the shedding of blood we are renewed and the new life these two will make together takes root.
1:00.0	As is customary, the family of the bride will perform the sacrifice.
1:07.0	Carl, son, yeah, come up here.
1:10.0	Oh, no, that, that's fine.
1:12.0	You go ahead. Did you not hear the magister? It's the sacrifice.
1:14.8	Come on, get up here. No, no, thanks. No, thanks. I'm good. What do you mean you're good? I didn't ask if you wanted a bagel. This is your sister's wedding. I know.
1:23.7	I know. Stop going around. Come on, get up here. Look, dad, it's fine. I asked mom. She said I didn't have to...
1:28.6	What's going on?
1:29.6	Sh Shh!
1:30.6	Dave! Dave, Dave, could you keep your voice down?
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