Ep 165 – Hobbit Gospel Truths
Infants on Thrones
Glenn Ostlund
4.7 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2015
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi listeners, this is Stephen Hawking. |
| 0:03.7 | I was working on cool mad stuff, but I thought I'd take a moment to remind you that |
| 0:08.6 | infants on Thrones has been nominated for Best Religious Inspiration Podcast on Podcast Awards.com, so you should |
| 0:16.5 | all totally go there and vote for them. Also, I think the Quorum guys are super cool and awesome and fun and funny and smart and I'm a tiny bit intimidated by their pure animal magnetism. |
| 0:29.0 | And for all you doubters out there, this is definitely the real Stephen Hawking and not just a text to speech voice emulator |
| 0:38.4 | also booze |
| 0:40.4 | T. He he he. |
| 0:42.4 | Oh! Bold! Heh. Uh, behold! |
| 0:45.0 | The Lord said to the Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith, you shall not have sex with that infant. |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:51.0 | Lord, Joseph said, why not, Lord? |
| 0:55.0 | Huh, why not? |
| 0:57.0 | Lord, why not? Lord said, if you lay with that infant, you shall |
| 1:01.0 | Poh, burn in the fiery bits of moor door. |
| 1:07.0 | Really? |
| 1:09.0 | Huh? |
| 1:10.0 | Uh huh? |
| 1:12.0 | You're making things up again, Arnold. |
| 1:15.0 | You're recklessly warping the words of Jesus. |
| 1:19.0 | Can't you say what we want Arnold? |
| 1:21.0 | Come on, Habits! |
| 1:22.6 | You're deeming yourself a deep hole. |
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