This episode of Improvised Star Trek is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity.

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Enjoy the show.

And if you look over here, you'll see...

Over where?

Over here.

Oh, all right. I'm looking.

Girard, you gotta look at my fingers when I'm talking and you'll know where here means.

Am I supposed to be looking at your fingers or where your fingers are pointing?

Well, when somebody says here, you look at the hand that they're gesturing with,

and that's how you know which way here is.

All right, I'm looking at your fingers.

Okay, so if you look over here, you'll see that I have laid out a different lunch for every day,

for you, and there's one for me.

You only eat your lunches.

All of these lunches are for me?

No, Gerard.

I said there's lunches for you and there's lunches for me.

Do you understand?

You want me to eat your hand?

Well, it's been really nice visiting with you, folks, but I think we've got to go back to our ship now.

Oh, you can't go back.

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