Ep 164: The Stupidest Planet in the World

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2017

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

There is more below the surface when the Sisyphus encounters a group of Federation hopefuls. Rip and Lorem begin adjusting to their new roles on the ship, Crick takes a side-job, and Intern Bobbi intercepts some interesting transmissions.

Improvised March 19, 2017 from a suggestion by Mckenzie Alexander Boyle via Facebook

Edited by Eric Scull

Starring

Rayna Caskey as Intern Bobbi, Deeny
Eleanor Hollingsworth as Counselor Rayvek
Sean Kelley as Gerlis, Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
Eli Mandell as Rip Stipley, Jeremy Swanson, Dad
Chris Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite B. Hayes
Nick Wagner - Clorvis, Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Mary-Cait Walthall - En. Operator, Jeeny, Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon
Matt Young - Melvis, Lt. Greg, Cpt. Baxter

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Transcript

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0:16.6	Ensign operator?
0:18.0	Yes.
0:18.7	Is the planet still broadcasting or have they figured out that they never closed communication with us?
0:24.5	They're still broadcasting. It's pretty much just the sounds of them sleeping at this moment.
0:29.3	Some of them are dreaming out loud, actually.
0:31.8	Oh, I guess put it on.
0:33.4	Okay.
0:36.1	Uh, don't make me eat that soup. I don't want to eat that soup. I don't want to eat that soup. Yeah. Oh, don't make me eat that soup.
0:39.5	I don't want to eat that soup.
0:41.4	I hate that soup.
0:44.4	Oh, make me eat that soup.
0:46.4	Yeah, I want to eat that soup.
0:48.4	Oh, yeah, make me eat it.
0:49.9	I just want to eat all that soup.
0:51.6	So, what, they're communal sleepers then, I guess?
0:53.8	Seems like they all sleep in the same room where they do all of their communications.
0:57.9	They seem to do everything in one room except for defecate and, you know, get rid of excrement.
1:04.0	I haven't gotten any useful information from their transmissions.
1:07.7	It's mainly just been them dreaming out loud, talking to each other about the weather,
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