E163: The Wolf Who Cried Boy
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2017
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Rip takes Ch'arles and Crick to his home away from home on the range, while Counselor Rayvek helps the crew face the varmints within.
Improvised February 12, 2017, from a suggestion by Scott Morales via Facebook.
Edited by Chris Rathjen
Featuring
Rayna Caskey as Bobbi the Intern, Lupe the (Holo)wolf
Eleanor Hollingsworth as Counselor Rayvek, Jonathan the (Holo)wolf
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
Eli Mandel as Rip Stipley, Lt. Jeremy Swanson
Nick Wagner as Ch'arles Lorem, Holographic King Kong
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Mama (Holo)wolf
Sponsored by Know Your Company, a member of the Chicago Podcast Coop
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of the Improvised Star Trek is brought to you by Know Your Company, a member of the Chicago Podcast Co-op. |
| 0:06.3 | Got 25 to 75 people in your company? |
| 0:08.9 | Check out Know Your Company.com, software that helps companies like Airbnb know their companies better. Thanks for coming me on my holodeck program, boys. |
| 0:37.1 | No problem, Rip. This is pretty fun. I cannot wait to get eaten by those wolves. That's going to be a hoon. That's what this is about, right? Yeah. Yeah. So we have been tied to these stakes out here in this, what is it, like the Old West? Yeah, the Old West. And we just wait here for wolves? |
| 0:54.8 | Well, either the wolves are going to come and eat us or train's going to run us over. I can't wait. So this is what you do for fun. Oh, yeah. Welcome to my world. Man, Rip, you have the best holodeck programs. You know, most people only use it for nasty business, but I like to have a little bit of fun while I'm on the holodeck. |
| 1:12.5 | Now, I mean... |
| 1:13.4 | I do know what you mean about... holodeck programs. You know, most people only use it for nasty business, but I like to have a little bit of fun while I'm on the |
| 1:12.0 | holodeck. Now I mean? I do know what you mean about nasty business. I have a holodeck program that just |
| 1:17.7 | creates a billion Legos of different colors that all spread out over the floor, and I sort them into |
| 1:22.8 | plastic bins. Okay. By color and size and shape. |
| 1:28.3 | That's my favorite holiday situation. |
| 1:32.3 | Okay now, Wolf Cubs, I want you to know. |
| 1:36.3 | If ever you see anything out there in our wilderness, that is bad, you come home and you tell |
| 1:42.3 | Mama, okay? |
| 1:43.3 | Yes, Mama. Yes, Mama. |
| 1:45.0 | And if you see a boy, you can get me right away. |
| 1:49.0 | What do we do with boys? |
| 1:51.0 | We eat them. |
| 1:52.0 | We eat them. |
| 1:53.0 | Let's all say together. |
| 1:55.0 | If we see a boy, we eat them. |
| 1:59.0 | Yes. I love you so much. Mama, I love you so much mom I love you |
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