When does coffee expire?

I feel like it was a fact that we definitely had before.

Do you retain the facts that we say?

I don't.

I really don't.

Just the one about caffeine and how it doesn't actually dry my skin out or does it dehydrate me?

Yeah, the one that is not dehydrating.

Also the one that was like, don't grind your beans until you're about to use them for maximum freshness.

Also the one that was like, your coffee is bad within 15 minutes because that one really fucked me up.

I mean, does that mean the coffee itself?

Not, I feel like you're adding milk, though.

Like, I think no matter what that it, like, it's just like, the coffee is like.

Does anyone ever do that?

I mean, there have been times where I have done that.

I mean, fuck, even Starbucks, like, has those things, thermoses that are there for definitely

more than 15 minutes. The only time that I ever can finish my coffee is when you're at, like, a movie heater

and they don't let you take it in, so you're chugging it by the trash can before you go through.

Because that has happened to me many times.

For you, it's that.

And also, anytime you have a phone call ever.

Okay.

Actually, all right. So I'm like, I'm at the point now where I drink

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