EP 163: Mars Got Us Pregnant

Coffee With Chrachel

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4.8 • 707 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2017

⏱️ 65 minutes

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We obsess over Bill Nye's new Netflix show and give you some show recommendations to help you avoid your responsibilities! Go to adamandeve.com and use code CWC to get 50% off just about any item, 3 free adult dvds, a free mystery gift, and free shipping! Leave us a review on iTunes to help more binches join the fun! bit.ly/cwcitunes Patreon: bit.ly/CWCbinch | Merch: bit.ly/CWCmerch | Website: coffeewithchrachel.net Want to send a coffee for us to try? Send it to PO Box 61218, Seattle WA 98141

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0:00.0	So we're both very upset with Bath and Body Works.
0:12.1	We ordered a candle from them that has a nice marble little decal around the outside,
0:17.7	and it's one that we really wanted.
0:19.4	We literally bought it for the outside of it. It costs like a dollar more than the other ones, and it's one that we really wanted. We literally bought it for the outside of it.
0:21.7	It costs like a dollar more than the other ones, and wow, this one decided it wants to
0:27.3	burn that decal off.
0:28.7	It melted.
0:29.7	Like, I don't know how that happened is on the outside.
0:32.0	How did it happen?
0:32.8	The flames were not, like, licking around the edge.
0:35.8	Lick this, Greg.
0:37.4	I'm Rachel. Wow wow i'm a mess i'm lick
0:42.2	and this is licking with grail oh shit look i got really bad cramps right now i just made my
0:48.8	diva cup stew and i'm not i'm not really i'm not all the way here in this moment. So hello. Hi, how you doing?
0:57.0	I'm pretty shitty, honestly. So, uh, I'm just going to launch right in and say, I don't even know what coffee I'm drinking right now.
1:04.4	We have gone back to Ye Old Trader Joe. Whoa. The breakfast, organic, fair trade, something around.
1:11.2	We really need to branch out.
1:12.9	And also help us branch out by sending us a coffee to our PO box.
1:16.3	Link is on our website.
1:17.7	Oh, already shooting out the links.
1:20.3	I'll shoot everything right now, especially my uterus.
1:23.6	You know, listen, every vegan told me that it would be better, and it's like a hair better.
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