So I just solved the mystery of Jack and my relentless phone calls.

The Saka of Jack has been one for the history books, I would say.

So we just figured it out.

So what better than to start off the episode,

kind of exposing this man for who he is?

I'm just kidding.

It's not that dark.

This is fucking coffee with Rachel.

I'm Rachel.

I'm Chris.

And this is a wild ride.

From start to finish.

I don't know why we didn't think about this thing.

We're so stupid.

So I, upon preparing for this podcast, I like to check out my news app and see if there's

anything interesting happening like in science or tech or something like that.

So we can talk about it.

And there was an article that I was reading about how to stop, like like robot calls to your phones because I don't

know about any of you listening but I have certainly even before Jack like even B.J.

Okay.

B.J. I was experiencing a lot more telemarketer bullshit on my phone. Yeah. I mean I've noticed

all of the calls too. I've been getting a lot more, too, but... Like spam calls.

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