Ep. 15 Making Eggs to the Sound of the Chinese Violin
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2012
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
In episode fifteen of The Perfect 10, Ralphie May and Lahna Turner discuss Ralphie's time in rehab for his weight and depression. Ron Jeremy cooks an omelet with Lahna, and Ralphie and Lahna interview the show's producer and stand up comedian, Danny Lobell. The band of the week is Pony Chase.
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| 0:00.0 | I like the guy who gets designated to narrate every book on tape when the author doesn't want to do it themselves, |
| 0:06.0 | because that guy has an ability to make anything sound exciting. |
| 0:09.0 | You know, that guy, he can make you get into Narnia. |
| 0:12.0 | He'll be like, young Edmund reached for the Turkish delight. |
| 0:18.0 | You're like, yeah. |
| 0:20.0 | And then what happened? Nothing. Chapter 14 like, yeah. And then what happened? |
| 0:21.9 | Nothing. |
| 0:22.5 | Chapter 14, calm down. |
| 0:26.2 | I want that guy to narrate my life, you know? |
| 0:30.1 | How cool would that be just... |
| 0:31.4 | It was at that point in Daniel's life |
| 0:33.7 | that he'd given up any hope |
| 0:36.2 | of a meaningful relationship and walked into his local |
| 0:41.2 | Asian massage parlour. |
| 0:48.8 | Lying there on the table after a long oil massage. |
| 0:55.7 | He tried explaining to the masseuse that a very |
| 0:57.6 | crucial part of him |
| 0:59.4 | was still not yet fully |
| 1:01.9 | relaxed. |
| 1:07.0 | No, |
| 1:08.8 | said the masseuse. |
| 1:13.6 | The boss say no more. To which Daniel replied, |
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