Ep. 16 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

What do the 2 Bears get up to in the cave this week? First, Tom and Bert show off hats that they're not sure if they can sell or not, but if guys like them, we'll figure something out! Then we get on the subject of Tom's new found love for speaking Spanish on podcasts! Is it all a rouse? What's the ACTUAL reason? Bert has some ideas! Bert then tells us about his spiritual healer. They also discuss their love of 50 Cent and how incredibly funny he is. Bert then starts to make some interesting observations: he thinks Christina P is the mastermind behind all the Bert-shaming that's been going on for years! is it true? Let us know in the comments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0	Everyone's gonna make it a hundred percent
0:39.0	That was great you know we both have our new
0:43.1	Our hats that we that newer are made yeah, these are amazing a love and we can't sell them
0:51.2	Everyone's gonna hit us up for them because this is licensing shit, right? This is like a grizzly slow
0:56.0	Yeah
0:58.3	But it's super cool. They're really great. It even has the name in there to
1:04.9	Those guys
1:06.9	I was like we got to sell these and they were like yeah, it's a little more complicated than that big guy
1:10.8	But new era is so dope dude that was that experience was awesome
1:15.3	Are we doing the show now? Yeah, okay? I didn't know if you're doing a read for new era
1:19.4	No, I'm just saying out of this world. I got a fs. You hat. I got a
1:24.1	Cannon ballers hat. Yep. I got a B
1:27.2	They it was so cool because they could design any hat you want it
1:29.8	So they did a lighthouse with a B on it and and then a rope around the front. I love having I love having a hat
1:37.1	Where people go who is that? Yeah, I don't know I don't know I got a bunch of of the like the Hispanic heritage minor league baseball hats
1:46.0	You're really leaning into this Hispanic now they they showed me
1:49.0	They showed me are you planning it get away when you get me to here you're gonna go over here
1:55.6	Know your time. Yeah, no your time. Yeah
1:59.9	They showed me all these hats where I was like I don't follow baseball at all
2:05.0	It's been accused of sexually assaulting many female comics and Tom's the group goes up because
2:11.4	I swallowing a mug with the fuckers. Oh America
2:14.2	Yeah, the Indian is South America. I don't think they have me to down there
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