Ep 156: Rescue Dog: The Dog That Rescues People
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2017
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Lt. Son faces his greatest test yet. Testing.
Improvised July 24th, 2016 from a suggestion by Tyson Thorp via Facebook
Edited by Chris Rathjen
Featuring
Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Son, Lt. Lackey
Dleanor Hollingsworth Counselor Rayvek, R'Vella
Sean Kelly as Lt. Carl, Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, Cardassian
Eli Mandel as R.D., Rip Stipley
Chris Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Past Proctor, Guild President, Dr. F'gaux
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King
Matt Young Cpt. Julius V. Baxter, The Proctor
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Improvise Star Trek is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. They asked us not to read an ad. I'm Lieutenant Carl, may I speak with you? |
| 0:31.1 | Yeah, sure can, Commander. |
| 0:33.2 | Hey, thanks for taking some time out. |
| 0:36.3 | I want to talk to you about your son, Lieutenant Son? Carl Jr., is a boy's name, actually. Oh. Yep, Carl James Jr. Your name is Carl James? Carl James. Why don't we call you Lieutenant James? I'm not sure you. I'm not sure. Just, you know, Lieutenant Carl is just a little more down to earth. Yeah, it is down to earth, you know? You're probably the most, I'm actually going to say you're too down to earth for a Starfleet officer. We might want to review that. Sort of approachable. Yeah. So as you know, there was a huge event, a Gem Hadar attack on the ship. They almost took it over last week on what turned out to be the last day of the Dominion War. Yep. We were barricaded in here. Good. We had a lot of guns. We pushed some of the shuttle craft up to the door so that they were not breaking in here and they were not getting our shuttle crafts. Lieutenant Carl, I know that's not true. I mean, I know you were barricaded in here, but I reviewed the security tapes, and I know Lieutenant's son saved the ship. See, here, uh... Look, here's the security footage. Uh, that's him. There is hounds. Come out, hails. And they got into the auxiliary control, and they saved the day. |
| 1:46.7 | And it's time to, we got to give him like a medal or something. |
| 1:50.1 | I just changed these isolators. |
| 1:52.1 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:53.6 | I'm hiding behind here. |
| 1:55.0 | I just pooped my own uniform. |
| 1:57.1 | Captain Baxter, what are you doing here? |
| 1:59.0 | I pooped my uniform. |
| 2:00.8 | Oh, actually, I didn't watch all this through. |
| 2:04.0 | This is... |
| 2:04.1 | Commander, I know. |
| 2:05.6 | Yeah, it's hard to lose your heroes, right? |
| 2:07.2 | Commander, but I got to be straight with you. |
| 2:09.7 | This is probably the 23rd time my boy has saved this ship. |
| 2:13.9 | What? |
| 2:14.3 | And we've tried to keep it on the down low, |
| 2:17.4 | lest, you know, Starfleak come and take him away and try to, you know, |
| 2:21.9 | put him somewhere where his father ain't. |
| 2:53.6 | Yeah. Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Ciscipes. |
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