Ep 155: Beam Me Up Before You Go Girl
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2017
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
The crew experiences trials, both in space and planet side, I do declare.
Improvised on November 16, 2016 from a suggestion by David Quinn via Facebook
Featuring
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr Crick Watson, J.A.G. Beauregard T. Dixison
Eli Mandel as Headman, Lt. Jeremy Swanson, Acting Lawyer Rip Stipley
Chris Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalson
Matt Young as Cpt. Julius Valentine Baxter, Lt. Greg
Sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, as part of the Chicago Podcast Coop.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, baby, jump over here when you do a little bit of me, I just gotta be in the roof. |
| 0:06.0 | This week's episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. |
| 0:11.0 | They asked us not to read an ad. |
| 0:14.0 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:20.0 | Captain, I am so sorry that I left that away mission so suddenly. |
| 0:23.8 | I was like, this is too much for me today, you know? |
| 0:27.5 | So I just was like, I'm taking a personal day. |
| 0:29.6 | I totally understand. |
| 0:31.1 | And I really appreciate your honesty and that you were so forthcoming and just like said what you needed |
| 0:36.9 | because I know that that's hard for you. |
| 0:38.1 | Sometimes it's hard to ask what you need, but you're still getting court-martialed. |
| 0:41.1 | Okay. |
| 0:41.8 | So, um... Space, the final frontier. |
| 1:13.6 | These are the voyages of the Starship Sisypice. |
| 1:16.6 | Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, |
| 1:24.6 | to boldly go where no one has gone before. |
| 1:34.9 | You're listening to the improvised Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius |
| 1:39.4 | Valentine Baxter. Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyn White Hayes. |
| 1:43.9 | Sean Kelly as science Officer Crick Watson. |
| 1:47.0 | We're the next dean as Chief Engineer Fritz Fast Bund Up. |
| 1:50.0 | Nick Wagner as Navigation Officer Charles Lorum. |
| 1:54.0 | Mary Kate Walthall as Chief Medical Officer Zarlene Zonelson. |
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