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Improvised Star Trek

Ep 157: Tinder

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2017

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Will sparks fly when Rip and Rita crash land, or will the rest of the crew just stop responding to messages and totally ghost them for no apparent reason I mean why even bother swiping right if you won't even send a message to the person you swiped right on?

Improvised on December 11, 2016, from a suggestion from @engrpe on Twitter.

 

Featuring:

Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Fairy with a Nice Face

Eli Mandel as Acting Chef Rip Stipley

Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon

Matt Young as Captain Julius V. Baxter

Chris Rathjen as Cmdr. Corbomite Hayes

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem

 

Edited by Nick Wagner

 

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity.

0:02.6

They asked us not to read an ad.

0:05.2

Thanks to the Chicago Podcast Cooperative for hooking up all our sponsorships.

0:09.0

You can learn more at Chicago Podcastcoop.com.

0:14.8

Will you help me build this fire?

0:16.6

I'm so cold.

0:18.4

Yeah, hell yeah.

0:19.8

Oh my gosh, Rip.

0:21.4

I cannot believe I crashed a shuttlecraft.

0:25.7

I mean, I'm a mess.

0:27.4

I mean, if I were in your situation and not napping the back,

0:30.3

I probably would have hit that quantum filament as well.

0:33.4

Anyone could have done it.

0:34.6

I really appreciate that, Rip, because, like, honestly, it's so hard. I feel like every time I try to get something off the ground, I just, like, crash and burn. Hey, you know what? Sometimes, you know, the universe makes us crash on a planet so that we can rise above it, you know? That's so beautiful. I can't believe I didn't say it.

0:57.7

All right. Well, I'm going to go try and find some kindling.

1:01.4

That's one of the main things that you need to start a fire. I learned that in the marquee.

1:02.7

We used to camp out all the time.

1:09.2

I used to camp too with my family on Earth, but we had a camper with a space heater.

1:09.8

Oh.

1:12.6

We would eat hot dogs together.

1:13.8

That's beautiful. But they were already, we cooked them at home.

1:15.8

That's great.

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