Obviously, I'm the king of free stuff.

You are the king of free stuff, yes.

Now, I've heard that somehow you've managed to out free stuff the free stuffer.

Is this true?

We're going free to the max, free times 10, 10x freeing in many ways.

To 30.

30, yeah, whatever the equation is.

Well, it seems we do indeed have some amazing free stuff to possibly give away.

Now, what is this free stuff you talk about?

This free stuff is none other than an entire trail running holiday. We've got to, we've got to

clarify here, do badders. This is actually true. Yeah, the weird thing is we put a thing in the facebook group that

competition time we're giving away a free trail running holiday and like this deadly silence

because i don't think anyone believes this at all, because this is insanely good.

This is your chance to win a seven-day running holiday for two in Andalusia, which is in Spain,

if your geography is shit.

But that's the thing. No one seems to be believing it. So if you enter, your chances of

winning are incredibly high.

So basically, this is a competition.

So thanks to Steve and Sarah Ultra Trail Spain, they've offered Dubeen as a chance to win a seven-day running holiday for two in Andalusia.

And this is so easy to enter.

It's unbelievable.

Although I imagine 50% of

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