Ep. 14 Spooky Passage ways you don't want to enter!
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2012
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
In episode fourteen of The Perfect 10, Ralphie May returns from rehab to celebrate the weekend in Vegas. Lahna interviews comic Garry Cannon about his pu$$y quota and how he bangs so many chicks. We head over to West Hollywood to hear some "whore-er" stories, which is just in time for Halloween! Band of the week, live from Mercy Lounge, is the Charlie Abbott Band.
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| 0:00.0 | Uh, ah, welcome to the perfect dance, perfect Halloween special, full of horrible stories that will make you scream and brought to you by Sherry's berries. |
| 0:18.9 | Has too much football kept you in the doghouse all season? |
| 0:22.6 | Score a touchdown with your wife or girlfriend. Send her sweet, delicious, dipped strawberries |
| 0:27.6 | from Sherry's berries. Giant, dipped strawberries from Sherry's berries are starting at |
| 0:33.6 | only 1999. They are beautiful, juicy, mouth-watering berries dipped in white chocolate, |
| 0:40.3 | milk chocolate and dark chocolate, covered with decorative designs. Did you know that |
| 0:47.0 | Sherry's berries has football berries? Ha ha ha ha, it's true. Next time you're watching the |
| 0:52.8 | game with the family order some berries. |
| 0:55.1 | The wife and kids will think you're awesome. |
| 0:58.1 | Act now on these delicious gifts. |
| 1:00.0 | They are selling fast order today. |
| 1:03.2 | To access these offers from Sherry's Berries, |
| 1:05.6 | call 866 Fruit 02 or even better. |
| 1:17.7 | Visit berries.com. B-E-R-R-I-E-S.com. Click the microphone in the top right corner and type Ralphie. |
| 1:21.5 | You've got to see these enormous berries for yourself. |
| 1:24.3 | Go to berries.com, click the microphone and ralphi please do this and you'll be |
| 1:29.4 | supporting the podcast don't wait order now and here's the show |
| 1:35.4 | i like the house too cold. |
| 1:45.0 | I like to keep it hot. |
| 1:48.0 | I don't care much for cooking. |
| 1:51.0 | I like to eat a lot. |
| 1:54.0 | It scares me when she's driving. |
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