Ep. 16—Dementors in Your Candy-Mobile

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Stuff gets a little bit heavy for Harry. Sirius Black wants to murder him and the only things protecting him are soul-sucking demons. But it's OK, because Harry goes shopping and eats some ice cream; Hermione gets a cat; Scabbers gets a check-up; and everyone gets some much-deserved anti-Dementor chocolate. Plus: Is Hagrid qualified to teach?!

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0:00.0	If you thought the TSA was bad, just wait until you hear how they do it on the Hogwarts Express.
0:06.5	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, The Harry Potter Book Club for Super Commuters.
0:12.2	As you will all be aware, after their search of the Hogwarts Express, our school is presently playing host to some of the dementors of Ascaban, who are here on Ministry of Magic Business.
0:26.6	It is not in the nature of a dementor to understand pleading or excuses.
0:33.6	I therefore warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you.
0:41.2	I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:43.1	And I'm Alex Dellenberg.
0:44.9	Welcome to the Quibbler.
0:46.0	Welcome to Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azcaband.
0:49.3	Welcome to 2017.
0:51.1	Welcome to the winter.
0:52.6	It's episode 16.
0:54.1	It is episode 16. The chapters we're reading are the leaky
0:57.6	cauldron and the Dementor. Before we get going this week, we have a couple, well, one correction.
1:04.0	So in the opening last week, we referred to James Potter as a seeker. He was actually a chaser. We were corrected by our lovely
1:14.1	listener pal Charlie on Twitter. Charlie, thanks for cluing us into that. They do, in our moderate
1:21.3	defense, refer to him as the seeker in the first film. Right, but it's not, well, yeah, it's not canon.
1:29.6	Well, apparently J.K. Rolling has said that, oh, he was a chaser.
1:33.5	But that kind of annoys me because only seekers matter.
1:37.1	So, way to give him no power in the game.
1:41.0	So James was actually a far inferior...
1:44.0	Quidditch player to Harry. Because yes,
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