I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

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No. So I can't think of anything. I got nervous.

Traditionally, somebody wishes me luck here.

Doesn't matter.

Heads up.

What?

Good luck.

Heads up.

Is that what you said?

Heads up.

Just another pep club effort by Bonnie Grids.

I do love our cold opens.

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