I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. Ah, yeah. So, Benny has really blossomed this term. You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it, on eBay. Oh, that's not quite what I meant. It's free to sell on there. Free to sell? Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket. You sold my guitar? Shall we talk about Benny? When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say you when it's eBay.

Things People Love. T's and C's Apply. Exclused vehicles.

Star Boons are now.

Coming to you live from our houses in Los Angeles, California,

it's nobody listens to Paula Poundstone, your comedy field guide to life.

Tonight, we're going on a vishing expedition.

What is vishing?

What is pahishing?

Who are all those evil goons out there trying to scam me and steal our identities?

And does the word paranoia mean anything anymore in a digital age where everyone is out to get you? And by the way, you nobody's, why are you listening in on me? Who sent you? What do you want?

Cybersecurity professional Joe Newman is here to drop knowledge and talk us down. Or maybe he's in on it too.

Eek! Plus, break out your granny glasses. It's the return of our Department of Fine Print. Voidware prohibited. Some side effects may occur. Call your doctor if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, especially if you don't have a penis. I'm Adam Felber, the man who tries to keep our show securely locked down, free from the corrupting influence of conversational spam and rhetorical

malware. And now, please welcome a woman who is basically a human Rick roll, and she really is

never going to give you up, even if you ask her to. It's Paula Poundstone.

Yay. Hey, you guys. Yeah, on behalf of Tony. Hey, Adam, hey, Bonnie.

Tony is not feeling well, and so she's not with us, Tony Anita Hall, hope she gets better quick.

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