I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelaware.org. This episode is presented by eBay. Rob. Everyone loves a deal and a bargain from time to time, don't they?

Absolutely, mate. And you know where you can grab a great deal? Talk to me. Where? The eBay app. Yes, you are correct. You didn't need to talk to me. I already knew it. I love eBay. When you're buying, you can discover loads of hidden gems. There's so many items where you think I would have never found that anywhere else. Then when you're selling, it's so simple and most importantly, free.

It's free, free.

It's free, Rob.

When it's this easy to sell for free and there's great deals on things you love, you can't help but say when it's eBay.

It excludes vehicles and business sellers.

Who will buy this wonderful feeling?

I'm so high.

Could we clear the decks?

Just quiet down.

I'm trying to get this fine audio product started.

Star Boone's audio.

Coming to you live from our houses in Los Angeles, California, it's nobody listens to Paula Poundstone, your comedy field guide to life.

Tonight, they say the opera ain't over until the fat lady sings,

but all we've got is Paula, who's looking pretty slender these days.

We're going to need a lot of Doritos and double-stuff Oreos. Also, we're going to need her to learn how to sing opera. Fortunately, we've got our friend Jeremy Frank, associate chorus master at the LA Opera, and he's going to rapidly train Paula to be a bona fide diva. It'll be a little like Rocky, but instead of running and punching, it'll be with singing and snacking.

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