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They asked us not to read Lorham. We'll be changing course.

What are they? What is it?

We're going. He's doing this on purpose. Okay.

We'll be heading to Flocknard. Really? Flocknard three, to be exact. In the Flockner system? In the Flockner system. And there we will be the guests of honor at a dinner to celebrate the USS Sisyphus. Whoa!

Why?

What? What did we do? I don't know. Have we been acquitted for war crimes? I think so, yeah. Is that a thing that people just like celebrate? They're like, you did not get convicted? I mean, usually, I mean, I feel like everyone celebrates that themselves, but I don't know. And if the ship gets acquitted of war crimes, does that mean that I personally will get acquitted of the war crimes that I committed while in the maquis? Yeah, I think it's a blanket party. Then I don't have to do work release and I don't have to be on this damn ship anymore. Oh, my gosh, this is the best day. I mean, we're making a lot of assumptions here. I don't really know if we're

Oh, they're going to have good cake at this thing, man. They told us to set course for Flugnard 3 that there's going to be a dinner and that we'll find out more there. Rip, it was nice knowing you. We will not miss you, but you know what? It really made me appreciate my own job, so thank you. So which Federation formal robes should we wear?

Because I've got the new white ones with the gold trim.

Oh, those look real good, right?

But I've got the new white ones with the gold trim, but I-

Those look real good, right?

But I've also got like the old one, which just is like the regular uniform, but longer.

I cut a ball gown down the middle to make it into my fancy lab coat.

Oh, nice. Okay, who has our SVP to our Flaqnard dinner?

Well, it's very interesting who's coming all the way to Flaqnaar.

Yes. But we have got the USS Sisyphes to come.

Oh my God, I can't believe we got the Sisyphus. Yes, they will be coming to dinner.

Yes, coming to dinner. Because we are going to acquit them of their war crimes.

Oh my God. We told them they were going to acquit them of their war crimes. Oh my God! We told them that we were going to acquit them of their war crimes. Yes, we told them they were going to be acquitted of the war crimes. Okay, so we got the USS Sisyphus. Who else are SVPed to our flock and our dinner? Well, we've got Damien from over on the other side of the Hillcrest. Damien from the other side of the hillcrest? Yes, he's like a celebrity! He's bringing the new girl that he's tainted. He's a celebrity on Floknar! Yes, Flokrop's celebrity. We got Damien and we got the USS Dissifist. Who else did we get? Well, we've also got Emmanuel Hun Hunini. The great escape artist?

Yes, Emmanuel Hunini.

I cannot believe such a star-studded night we have.

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