Bonus: You Get a Spirit Animal! You Get a Spirit Animal! Everyone Gets a Spirit Animal!
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 8 November 2016
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
News for Nov. 7th!
Many thanks to NerdCon for inviting us to participate and perform in their wonderful convention this year.
Eli Mandel is performing his solo comedy show "Crownin' Around" on Wednesdays in November at the iO theater. It is sure to be hilarious, and more details can be found in the link below:
http://ioimprov.com/chicago/show/crownin-around-solo-comedy-performance-show-king/2016-11-02/
Check out Eric Scull chatting with Pats in PatTrek, discussing the Season 2 TNG episode The Royale.
And many thanks to all of our recent iTunes reviewers! Your reviews warm our hearts and our worms.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Improvised Star Trek listeners. |
| 0:05.0 | I'm Mary Kate Walthall, otherwise known as Dr. Zarlene Zonelzen. |
| 0:10.0 | And this week we have a bonus scene for you. |
| 0:13.0 | This week's bonus scene is called You Get a Spirit Animal. |
| 0:16.0 | You get a Spirit Animal. |
| 0:18.0 | Suggested by David Kramlich on... Is it Kramlish, David animal suggested by David Kramlich |
| 0:20.9 | on, is it Kramlish, David? |
| 0:23.4 | Or is it Kramlich? |
| 0:24.7 | Anyway, on Facebook. |
| 0:26.6 | So please enjoy this bonus scene |
| 0:28.7 | and stick around for the news. |
| 0:31.2 | I want to see a warm-up scene between |
| 0:32.9 | Crick Watson and Lieutenant |
| 0:34.9 | Lorum called |
| 0:36.5 | You Get a Spirit Animal, You Get a Spirit Animal, and everyone get a spirit animal, you get a spirit animal, |
| 0:39.0 | and everyone gets a spirit animal. |
| 0:45.3 | Yeah, I'm, yeah, so I guess I'd say I'm religious, but I'm not spiritual. |
| 0:50.6 | Like, I follow the tenets of a religion, but I don't really feel any connection to it whatsoever. |
| 0:55.6 | It's just a really boring thing to say. Why would you say that? I just like the structure of religion. I don't like any of the... I mean, did someone ask you? Yeah. Why did, why would anyone ever say something like that? I just think we're getting to know each other. It's in name. Gentlemen, you are yelling in the temple. You are yelling at each other in the temple. Also, we're in a temple. Oh, that felt like the context. I know you just kind of wandered in here. Yeah. Also, normally they make you wear pants in these places. What? Yeah. Why would anyone wear pants? It's a tenet of the religion. It's part of the structure. To my half-nude friend. Yeah. You're continuing to yell. Look, I'm just here for my free salamander. Yes, indeed. Let me feel your energy. We're not sure if it's going to be a salamander, but you... Corbyamite got a salamander! |
| 1:45.0 | Yes, of course. |
| 1:46.0 | Ah, yes. |
| 1:47.0 | Oh, the salamander being, of course, yes. |
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