Ep 144: Codename: Ensign Danger

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2016

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

The crew can't keep a lid on it when a special ops officer arrives for a secret mission.

Improvised on May 29th 2016. Title suggested by Mackenzie Alexander Boyle via Facebook.

Edited by Nick Wagner

Featuring

Matt Young as Cpt. Julius Valentine Baxter, Squagular

Christopher Rathjen as Corbomite Hayes, Voletrawn

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem

Katie Schutte as Ensign Manger, Quabar

Sean Kelly as Crick Watson, Admiral

Eli Mandel as Rip Stipley, Kreamer

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0:00.0	This episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Inventables, a member of the Chicago podcast Co-op, the hardware store for designers.
0:08.3	Learn more about Carvey, their new 3D carving machine at Inventables.com.
0:16.3	Commander Hayes.
0:17.2	Yes, sir.
0:17.7	We have a new Anson coming on board.
0:19.8	I want you to keep this under your hat.
0:21.6	Yes.
0:22.6	Even though we are not issued hats. Yeah, I know. I know. I'm still working on that petition. Thank you. I really appreciate that. The whole thing would look better with hats. Right. It's a good hat, right? It's a good hat design. It's a good hat design. your design.
0:35.1	Yeah.
0:35.6	All right, sorry, go on.
0:36.6	The ensign isn't really just an ensign.
0:38.3	Oh my god. She has a code name. She's like a black ops, badass ensign.
0:48.3	What? Like Starfleet intelligence, badass?
0:50.3	Yeah, yeah. So she's like, you know, she's gonna be doing like lowly duties here, but then when the shit goes down, she pops into action. Okay, wow, fantastic. Why have we been singled out? Or have we been singled out? Oh my God, have I been surrounded by secret agents this entire time? That's why everyone seems like they're only half paying attention to their job. Because they're secret agents.
1:12.5	I don't think so, but okay, sure.
1:15.3	All right, Ensign Manger.
1:17.2	It's my job to show you the ropes around here.
1:20.4	I know you're new, so you don't know much about how things work on this ship.
1:25.3	I don't know anything.
1:26.7	You're really going to have to hold my hand through this.
1:29.2	Yeah, okay, I will because I know a lot of stuff.
1:32.5	I've been around for a long time.
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