Bonus: Alien V. Predator, Esq.

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2016

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

This week's news:

Many thanks to the Chicago Nerd Comedy festival and all of the folks who came to see our show there this year!

We are now a finalist in the Parsec Awards!

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Check out Eric Scull talking about one of his favorite movies, Frequency, on the Cinescope podcast.

https://www.thecinescopepodcast.com/2016/08/18/episode-3-frequency/

Join us at NerdCon Stories in Minneapolis this October, where we'll be doing a show, panels, a workshop, and more!

http://nerdconstories.com

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0:00.0	Please enjoy this bonus and then stick around for the news.
0:07.9	Land view predator, Esquire.
0:10.7	I just really need some legal advice.
0:12.9	Ah, yes, old chap.
0:14.2	Quite.
0:15.4	I've accidentally signed up for something where I'm to be hunted by a very intense bounty hunter from another planet.
0:25.2	I just, it felt like a good idea. I'd had, you know, I'd had a glass of wine. I saw the
0:30.2	ad online and I just decided to do it. And you wished to avoid the contract that you signed.
0:35.4	Yes, yes. And you just seemed like the person to go to, Mr. Predator.
0:39.4	Well, I do specialize in quite these things.
0:42.3	You must have seen my billboard on Tau Ceti Center.
0:45.3	Yes, I did.
0:46.2	I did.
0:46.5	I saw your billboard.
0:47.7	999-99.
0:50.4	Yep.
0:50.8	That's how many times I will say no to the German judge when he asked you to continue with this contract.
0:58.0	Also, it's my phone number.
1:00.0	Yeah, I remember I called it on my tricorder when I called you up.
1:04.1	Yes.
1:04.5	Sorry, would you like some sprite or possibly a candy?
1:08.9	I have a whole bowlful of them.
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