Ep. 13 A flat guy a tall guy and a double guy
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2012
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
On episode 13 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner co-hosts with "Last Comic Standing" finalist and judge Alonzo Bodden. The two talk about his stint in rehab, along with his motorcycle obsession. Lahna takes Flat Stanley, an interactive children's doll around LA, and hilarity ensues. We welcome back the Smash Brothers aka double trouble, and they tell the story of the messy divorce. Musical guest of the week is Matt Haeck, an alt-country artist based in Nashville, TN.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, my name is, hi, my name is, hi, my name is, flat Stanley. |
| 0:06.0 | Hi, my name is, hi, my name is, hi, my name is, my name is Flat Stanley. |
| 0:12.0 | Hi, my name is, hi, my name is, my name is Flat Stanley. |
| 0:18.0 | Hi, my name is, hi, my name is, my name is Flat Stanley. Hey name is Hi My name is |
| 0:20.9 | Hi |
| 0:21.5 | My name is |
| 0:22.4 | Flat Stanley |
| 0:23.7 | Hey kids in school |
| 0:24.9 | Here's the situation |
| 0:26.3 | Flat Stanley here |
| 0:27.5 | And I'm going on vacation |
| 0:29.0 | Because it's a big world |
| 0:30.3 | And there's a whole lot to see |
| 0:31.9 | And Miss Knight said |
| 0:33.0 | It's time to learn geography |
| 0:34.7 | So I'm I'm to learn geography. I like the house too cold. |
| 0:44.3 | I like to keep it hot. |
| 0:47.3 | I don't care much for cooking. |
| 0:50.3 | I like to eat a lot. |
| 0:52.3 | Scares me where she's driving |
| 0:55.1 | And that always causes a fight |
| 0:57.8 | I like to fuck in the morning |
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