Ep. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Today, on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer talk about what they’re thankful for. After Tom’s “Toast” video with Sam Adams dropped, it got the Bears to thinking about what they should give thanks for this holiday season. We get a sample of Bert’s award winning impressions, interactions with alcoholics and some wild stories about “apologies.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	St**, rup, rup, What's wrong man?
0:21.1	אומר
0:29.6	I'm not a real man, I'm not a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man.
0:39.8	Welcome to another episode of Two Bears 1 Cave.
0:43.8	I'm Tom, he's Burt.
0:46.5	Are we just talking about the fact that Burt's actually brought underwear which is a huge,
0:50.0	huge deal because I never, I'm serious in like 15 years most of the time, there's some,
0:56.7	if the, if underwear comes up, you're just like, I never want to wear.
0:59.4	I always trip poker in QS when I was in college with these girls and I literally had two
1:05.3	articles of clothing long.
1:06.8	Just like a shirt and shorts and I was naked immediately.
1:11.5	That's when I, that's when I, I haven't seen your dick in, um, it's been a while.
1:17.0	Twelve years.
1:18.0	Dude, I showed my dick before the whole Me Too thing came out.
1:19.9	Yeah.
1:20.9	I would get naked all the time.
1:21.9	Yeah, I never felt like yours was like sexually threatening though.
1:25.4	No, I, I think.
1:26.8	No, I mean like you getting naked.
1:29.8	It was never like suggestive.
1:31.2	It was just like, I remember I was in Hawaii with you and then you just came in the room
1:35.2	and you just like took all your clothes.
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