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The Political Orphanage

Ep 139 | 'Unsolved Mysteries' Meets 'In Search of Bigfoot' | Guest: Jennings

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

On this installment of the Friday Release Valve, Heaton's producer Jennings comes on to sort through the week's better headlines, from backfiring high school pranks, to fortune cookie investment strategies, to a man arrested for trying to fight aliens.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I am your host Andrew Heaton.

0:16.0

Happy Friday to you. We're going to do a Friday release valve episode here in a few minutes.

0:20.0

If you're new to the program, that's where we give up just any pretense of trying to discuss

0:25.4

anything of even remote substance.

0:26.9

In fact, we're going to avoid it as hard as we possibly can so that you don't have to think

0:32.3

at the end of your weekend of Friday just

0:33.7

enjoy yourself so happy Friday and also happy National Oklahoma Day I don't

0:40.3

know what that means I don't understand how the state of Oklahoma has a national holiday.

0:45.0

I don't take my cues from the federal government in terms of which states I honor on which days.

0:50.0

But for those of you that aren't living in Oklahoma or from Oklahoma, you're welcome for everything we've done.

0:57.0

And we'll get to my guest Jennings in a minute, but before we do that, we've got to pay those bills, don't we?

1:02.0

And that means a word from our sponsor.

1:05.1

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1:16.3

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1:21.2

Just don't want anybody to get into trouble. Obviously tornado

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1:28.6

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1:32.1

or wasps. That's pretty handy right?

1:35.2

The thing is apparently the active chemical in tornado repellent also

1:40.5

attracts category four hurricanes.

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